After a few more gray hairs that I gathered from formatting issues, I'm thrilled to announce that "Screwing Up Mongolia" is live on Amazon. "Screwing Up Mongolia" is a short story set between Screwing Up Babylon and book three. (It was originally published in the Winter Wonders anthology.) And it's available for 99 cents, Amazon's lowest price.Click here.
Here's the blurb.
As if being a teen guy isn’t hard enough, Henry is also a time traveler with a job to do. And a horde of Mongols who don’t want it done.
It should’ve been easy. All Henry and his girlfriend Miranda needed to do was time travel into a Mongolian caravan, steal some mammoth tusk, and get out. But thanks to a peacock, the Khan’s warriors attack them with scimitars swinging. Only Henry’s Granddad can help, and he doesn't know who they are.
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Screwing Up Mongolia
I had hoped to have "Screwing Up Mongolia" available by today. But I ended up spending most of the week helping a friend who was in the hospital. But my goal for this week is to get the story properly formatted and uploaded to Amazon.
After that, I want to finish editing book three in the Screwing Up Time series. I'm so close, less than thirty pages before I send the novel off for editing crit.
Thanks, everyone, for being patient.
Here's the SUM cover in case you missed it last week.
UPDATE: "Screwing Up Mongolia" is now live at Amazon. Click here.
After that, I want to finish editing book three in the Screwing Up Time series. I'm so close, less than thirty pages before I send the novel off for editing crit.
Thanks, everyone, for being patient.
Here's the SUM cover in case you missed it last week.
UPDATE: "Screwing Up Mongolia" is now live at Amazon. Click here.
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Cover art by Tara Rimondi, http://www.tararimondi.com/ |
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
Screwing Up Mongolia, Cover Reveal
A special thanks to Tara Rimondi for her amazing cover art. Here's a link to her website.
Here's the blurb.
As if being a teen guy isn’t hard enough, Henry is also a time traveler with a job to do. And a horde of Mongols who don’t want it done.
It should’ve been easy. All Henry and his girlfriend Miranda needed to do was time travel into a Mongolian caravan, steal some mammoth tusk, and get out. But thanks to a peacock, the Khan’s warriors attack them with scimitars swinging. Only Henry’s Granddad can help, and he doesn't know who they are.
"Screwing Up Mongolia" is a Screwing Up Times series short story and comes between Screwing Up Babylon and book three. It was originally published in Winter Wonders, an anthology published by Compass Press.
If all goes well, I hope to have "Screwing Up Mongolia" available soon. I'll definitely post a blog when it's live.
Tuesday, September 3, 2013
A Chance to Win
Today is a short shout-out. Tomorrow (Sept. 4) I'm being interviewed at Crystal Collier's blog for Writerly Wednesday. And there will be a chance to play "Two Truths and a Lie" and win a Screwing Up Time mug. Don't miss it!
Here's what the mug looks like.
Here's what the mug looks like.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Super Sweet Blogging Award

Special thanks to Crystal Collier for the award. So here's what I have to do. I have to answer five "sweet" questions.
Without further ado, the five questions and their answers.
1. Cookies or Cake? Both? Um. I'm not much of a sweets person. So how about salt and vinegar potato chips? Or honey mustard pretzel pieces. YUM. (And since this is true confessions, I've bee known to eat salt--but only really good salt, like the pink salt. And it's healthy. Really. All that pinkness is from essential minerals. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)
2. Chocolate or Vanilla? Okay, this does hit my one sweet weakness--Chocolate. Dark chocolate. Always. It's a gift from the angels.
3. Favorite Sweet Treat? Coffee. I know this isn't really sweet, but I do put some sugar in it. There's nothing like a mug of steaming, black coffee in the morning
4. When Do You Crave Sweet Things The Most? Chocolate is the panacea for all ills at all times. Depressed? Chocolate with sea salt and caramel. Happy? Chocolate with black currants. Bored? Chocolate with pear and almonds. Sick? Chocolate with cayenne. Yep, there's a chocolate for every time and need.
5. Sweet Nick Name? Sugar. Weird thing is that no one I actually know calls me this. But when I moved to the South seven years ago, total strangers began calling me "Sugar" or "Baby." When I first moved here, my little Nutmegger heart (people from Connecticut are called "Nutmeggers," don't ask why because no one knows) thought "I'm so not your baby or your sugar." But after seven years, I respond, "Hey, girl." Okay, I don't really say that, but I think it. And that counts.
My nominees for the award. (To fulfill the award, you have to display the certificate, answer the questions, and nominate a baker's dozen--i.e. 13-- other bloggers.)
1. Julie Dao
5. A.B. Keuser
10. Kat Owens
12. Misha Gericke
13. Anne
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Indie Life

The second Wednesday of every month is the Indie Life Celebration!
This month, I want to let everyone know about Crystal Collier's blog and her Writerly Wednesdays. Every Wednesday she celebrates a YA writer who writes fiction with a fantastic twist (fantasy in all varieties, paranormal, speculative fiction, horror, sci-fi, dystopian, etc.)
There's always a chance to play a game (two truths and a lie) and win books or other swag. So check out her blog today, and make sure you go back tomorrow for a chance to play and win.
JOIN US FOR INDIE LIFE!
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
Literature and Food
A couple of
months ago, I was reading an article that discussed bestsellers and the
commonalities between them. One of the commonalities that the article discussed
was food.
The article
didn’t talk about the whys of that, it just noted that many bookclub type books
had themes of food. So I began to think about it.
I think it’s
more than just our desire to eat that makes food such a common theme in novels.
I think in many ways it’s because food grounds us culturally.
Even in the
United States there are regional foods. Here in the South, grits is a given.
When we moved here, people were shocked that we’d never eaten grits before.
When we lived in New England (where there’s a huge Italian population), I
served chili to a family that was at our house for dinner. The kids had never
heard of chili before. The mom explained that it’s like pasta and sauce, only
without the pasta. I’ve also lived in Hawaii, Chicago, Southern California, and
Northern California, and each has its own regional foods.
But even more
than regions, ethnic heritage comes into play. For me, autumn hasn’t started
until we have uien hache for dinner. My husband’s family has been in the US for
generations, and though they don’t really have any German cultural sensibilities,
every Christmas they have pfeffernusse.
I suspect
that the reason food works its way into so many books is because it grounds the
reader in the culture. For example, in Screwing
Up Time, I made Henry’s mom an organic, tofu-loving, proto-vegetarian
because I wanted something very modern to set apart Henry’s experiences in the
present from the cultural experiences of the past. That way when Henry visited
the Middle Ages, the contrast would be huge. And food was a way of reflecting
that. In other words, Henry goes not only from jeans and t-shirts to tunics and
wool stockings, but also from tofurkey to a cockentrice.
What about
you, readers and writers, do you notice food in books? When my kids were little,
they were so fascinated with the foods in the Chronicles of Narnia that I found
a Chronicles of Narnia Cookbook and
we had a Narnian dinner. Have you ever tried making the foods mentioned in
books?
BTW, if you’re
interested here’s a recipe for uien hache (onion stew).
Uien Hache
1 lb. stewing
beef
butter
3-6 bouillon
cubes
Water
4 large
onions
Cornstarch
for thickening
Simmer beef
in 4” of water that has been salted and peppered. Cook thoroughly. Cut onions
in rings and fry with butter in a pot. Cut meat in small pieces and add onions.
Add bouillon cubes. Simmer for 1 ½ hours. If beef liquid is thin, add some cornstarch
mixed with a little bit of cold water. Serve with boiled potatoes. (Mash them with
a fork on your plate and then ladle uien hache on top.
I realize
that the recipe is a bit vague in terms of the amount of water and bouillon.
This is my grandmother’s recipe and her instructions tend to be “add water
until it looks right” and “add enough bouillon until it tastes right.” In the
end, there should be enough broth to nearly cover the onions and beef. And the broth
should be very rich and a bit salty—when you serve it over potatoes it cuts the
salt. (3 bouillon cubes aren’t enough.)
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